Note: This article was originally posted in The SpringHillian, a student-run newspaper at Spring Hill College. It ran in Volume 84 Issue 6.
|2005 was SHC's 175th anniversary.|
Eating my chips, cheese and lone tomato slice, I watched as those around me consume hamburgers, hot dogs, chicken, corn dogs, and god knows what other death items that make me salivate just by writing about them.
If integration and inclusion is so important to the college mission, then why aren't vegetarians thought of when planning these campus-wide events?And while I'm on the subject of questions that can't be answered, why exactly did SHC use the term septaquintaquinquecentennial?
My Latin is a bit rusty, but I'm definitely sure this does not say "175th anniversary" in any conceivable translation. "Septa" is 7, "quinta" is 1/5, "quinque" is 5, and "centennial" is 100th anniversary.
So, assuming the "quinta" modifies the only other feminine part, this is 1/5 of 7 added to 5 plus 100; or, if my math serves me right, 106.4.
Apparently, that's off by about 68 years and six and a half months. Of course, that's only the basest of translations in actuality, "septaquintaquinquecentennial" is utter nonsense, and would best be translated as "ugherkarphomen". But I guess it doesn't matter really. I think I'll just go out to Olive Garden or something and celebrate the school's anniversary in the way I know best: by myself.
—Eric Herboso, '06